So, from the fleshy part where my heart used to be,(private joke getters insert chuckles here) and I don't go there many times, but sincerely, Thank you.
Moving on now, and today is a very special day for me. Today marked the release of the DVD of Chris Jericho. Now as a life long jerichholic, This couldn't mean more to any man, aside from possibly the man himself, but I am like a kid waiting for Santa Clause, for the time for me to get my man sized hands wrapped around the DVD. One day this week, I shall disappear from the public domain, until I've finished watching every last second of every special feature, and the original length run time too. My secretary will be taking my calls, and no way will I be answering any E-Mails or texts nor will I be answering the door. Words, from me, won't be able to do any justice to how awesome and legendary he is so moving on....
At the time of writing this, I am also working on a stand up routine, and yes, it is fucking hilarious. No, I will not give away my best jokes for free, but keep watching as one day I may be standing before you making you cry of laughter so look forward to that! Trust me, it will be worth waiting for!
Next on the agenda - The Wonga Man! Yes, you must be awesome to get your own damn section! Feel privileged, and I have seen that you do so kudos!
I met this man for the first time a little under two weeks ago, and my, is he hilarious. His anecdotes in the many different styles are top drawer, and I appreciate his friendship and values , and this is one of the few reasons that maccie month has been so amazing. Watching Jackass 3-D was an experience I've never encountered before, and made all the more awesome by over expressive guy ... GASP! The rest of the night can be summed up with 3 letters, . Those who know, you cruel mofo's those that don't wont understand so I won't bother explaining!
In conclusion, 2011 is going to be a good year, if everything goes to plan, with my training, stand up and other endeavours. Thank you to those, who in 2010, have picked me up from the bottom of the well, and to those who made me fall down there, Fuck you and adios.
Till next time, Stay safe mother lickers!