Friday, 31 December 2010

Parting is such sorrow......

Today, we laid to rest, the man called Ken, who I mentioned in earlier posts. Funerals, are horrible to be perfectly honest, that may seem a retarded thing to say, but honestly, they're so emotional, you're emotionally drained by the end of it, and yes, tears fell, from these eyes .

As it was, the service was a nice, lovely one, if you can say lovely about such a tragic event. But, so many faces, from my past, back in a building, albeit under such circumstances, was refreshing, and I'm sure had he been able to be in the room with us, Ken would have taken the time, to individually thank everyone for being there. I certainly felt a presence that he was watching, and honestly, There'll never be another. Thankyou for everything, we'll miss you.

Onto the other matters now, and 2010 is drawing to a close, I am excited to see the challenges 2011 will try to throw at me, whether it be comedy, my film career, music, or even wrestling! All of them I love, and to do just one of them will make me happy, but at this avenue, if I can pursue all of them, and become reasonably successful at any of them, 2011 will be the best year I've had!

You may have noticed my new look, well new year, new look. Nah, I just got bored with the old design to tell you the truth, so here it is, hope you like it., I must at this point, thank the contributing Artists towards my new logo! Miss Kay Worley, her art work, is the best in the buisiness, and one day, she'll be a millionaire ...

And Luke Clark, who has a blog of his own, which you can follow here.

Thankyou to the both of you, !!!

Finally, while it's on my mind, I just hope that the people who have tried to cause shit this year, get what's coming to them and wipe their silly smiles of their stupid fucking faces. And it will.

Well, I was hoping this would be a longer blog, but as I've said, I'm emotionally drained right now, but i wanted to throw this out there, in time for the turning of the calendar, and before I got too tired to function.

I hope you all had a safe New Years celebration if you were out while this was posting, and for those that stayed in, waiting for this blog, how did you know it was coming, I didn't till I started to write it! But seriously, as there's nothing else to say, and nothing else to do.... Happy New Year everybody.

Saturday, 18 December 2010

A serious post....

I've had the misfortune of finding out someone I knew all my life, has passed away this evening, and I wanted to take some time to express how much he has impacted my life.

As a baby I would arrive at the local church and he would be there, as a friendly face and that sight was the same each and every week, and remained as far as I can remember even those days in which I didn't go, or those days in which I lost myself and didn't know where to go.

This blog is out of the ordinary for me, but because he had such a huge impact on me, and my early adulthood, I felt it only fair for me to leave a tribute here, one I hope he can see as he is still watching over us all, wishing he could help, and just be a friendly face, which upon greeting would make you feel wanted and accepted.

I'm new to this so I'm unsure on how to express my gratitude in knowing the man, so bare with me.

Ken. Don't quite know what to say . Thankyou for helping me become the young man I was. I don't recall you having a bad word to say about anybody, a rare quality, Great man all round. You will be missed by all. Thankyou for everything.

Pretty much all I feel I can write at this moment.

Thankyou Ken for always asking how people are, even when you didn't see them ( such as myself for years) and I am guilty on losing my faith.

It didn't stop you still trying to ensure I came back and welcomed me .

Thankyou, seems like an understatement, and I'm sure people that knew you better would be able to express more.

One day we will meet again,and I promise, I will try to be a more forgiving person.

Monday, 13 December 2010

An Inspirational, Aspirational piece and a new feature!

So, how am I going to inspire my loyal readers? Well already people are influenced by me, and want to be me, so I reckon I won;t have to do much, but when I become famous.... people will flock to be a Maccie Follower!

Now for aspirational parts... as some of you know, I aim to become a comedian... or a wrestler, or a film director. Or something else... but I am currently in the first steps to super-stardom, and I said earlier, 2011 will be the year of Maccie, maybe it's a little soon
for that, but I know if i can get maybe one five minute slot by this time next year booked and ready to go, I shall be accomplishing more then you cheap little wanna be haters of mine, who can't accomplish anything for yourself cos you still live off mommy's and daddy's money. Sorry, but you doubters, who clearly can't get into a profession yourself, who are still struggling with Light Switches should just go back to the rocks in whence you came!

Honestly, the only obstacle in my way is me and I'm ok with that, so I shall now move on to something else.

Time for a new feature
welcoming Compliment Guy!

Compliment Guy can give you compliments no matter how shit your day is/has been. So today's
compliment goes to you. I like your shirt!

Next, I consider myself to have a few close friends and one day, I will let them know who they are and how much they mean to me, but until then, please don't ride on my coat tails and being a fake friend. I thankyou and you know who I mean.

Penultimately, I love my new belts that I own, because I bought them from a shop, so they are mine! why am i getting excited about a strip of leather, that used to belong to a 4 legged animal walking across a field ? What, offended? I didn't fucking kill it, grow up!

Finally, I thankyou for reading and trust me when I tell you all this, one day you'll be sorry you doubted on me, personally, professionally and for a certain few of you family way.

Goodnight. (Insert your own words here)

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

A matter of life ......

... and facebook!

Seriously, I'm annoyed I'd have to even write this blog, but yet again, people are complaining, because a social networking sight, have changed their design and layout. OMG, like pass the scissors, I must end my life.

I was then accused of moaning about people that were moaning...moaning ? no.... being aware of moaning and asking nicely for you to stop yes. maybe things don't makes sense when you an idiot. Yes,I call you this, as individuals, and collectively, because you moan about things, which won't make a difference in the world , like protesting against student fees. Little point, but it actually has some purpose. Also while I'm on the subject, how in the mother of fuck will changing your facebook profile picture to a cartoon character, stop people hitting children ? To raise awareness and possibly tackle the problem, I was told, well that's as good as maybe, but while you're moaning about face book changes and people like me who refuse to conform to society and make myself cartoonified for a few days, did you also happen to set up a direct debit to barnados to ACTUALLY make a difference? No, didn't think so, get the fuck over yourselves.

Would you all please SHUT THE HELL UP!?

Now then juniors, (as i continue with both this blog, and my endless promotion of Chris Jericho),
I actually feel good about all my endeavours I am planning to embark on next year, and I believe this is the final month or so of living in the doldrums of lifes cycle. Of course it may fail , but don't hate those who want to succeed in life, hate those who are content with working in McDonalds forever.

On this note I bid you all goodbye until next time, stay warm !

Friday, 3 December 2010

Fabulous Friday Feelings ......

Hmmm, there's no time like the present to get alliterative on your asses , so there you go!

Right, first things first, Carrott Cake has officially changed my life. Not because it's so nice, I want to eat it every day (it is) but because I had the surrealist experience ever! Seriously,

Secondly, I was looking forward to another day with sir wonga of man, and others, But alas, people buggered that idea for me. Still, I'm another day closer to the first day of the year Maccie, but to the rest of you, 2011. Fear not, for I won't be a millionaire this time next year, like Del-Boy likes to say, but I reckon I will be pretty well off, if everything goes to plan! Exciting times!!!!

Fouthly, I need to learn to count I fear. but hopefully nobody notices :)

I have finally had the time to sit down and watch the dvd to the legend that is, Y2J, Chris Jericho, and I have to say, it's everything I expecting, and more! makes me grateful for his career and my own desire to emulate him in the ring, one day, perhaps. Thankyou Chris (should he ever come across this blog), one happy life long Jericho holic here.

I've updated my wardrobe this week, and some people soon will see the changes, others, won't! :D

HAPPY DECEMBER EVERYONE ! I can finally have chocolate every day :) ADVENT CALENDARS!!!!!!!

anyhow, Christmas this year should be a good one as it just will, and the few days before I will spend with some people that mean a lot to me ... they know who they are so bring on the good times!

Right, I suppose I'd better go now, may next week bring me more Carrot cake tomfoolery and surreality...


Monday, 29 November 2010


Yes. Yes I Have!

Have you? Doubt it.


Right, let's get on with this. Friday was an awesome day, where I, a humble, bald, guy graduated from something he has done... It;s left me both humbled,and honoured, yet annoyed and frustrated at the same time.

Honoured because I never really believed I could stand on the stage, and receive such an award .
Frustrated because, while Studying what I currently do, I never really saw myself at wanting to do anything else, yet it's difficult without proper equipment. Sorry, private rant, but I still believe, to succed in the industry, all learners,students,wastes of time need to be given the same amount of time, in order to get the most out of it. Some of us, aren't fortunate enough to have our own equipment, so really why are we left behind ?

But hey, it's time to quit being an ass-clown and in the next few days, more cuts are coming. I simply cannot be bothered with your patheticness any more. So just do me a favour and grow up.....

On a lighter note.... 17 pounds! See, told you it was light!

Seriously though, I'm looking forward to seeing The Wonga Man once again for an afternoon of laughter, some anger and other emotions!

Adios for now amigos, and as they say in Spain... Buenos Noches !

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Who Needs Self Promotion ?

Shallow, insecure cluster fucks. That's who!

Normally, I wouldn't care but, when trying to have a conversation, and that's all you talk about, it drives a fella insane. And yes, I am aware I talk about myself a lot, but at least when someone has a problem I don't then go "oh yeah something similar happened to me once".... FUCK YOU !!!!

Right, with that out the way, I'm going to be doing something else. I graduate on Friday, and to tell you the truth, why bother with the rest of education? all I ever wanted was that hat and gown and to stand in front of my parent(s) ,and have them looking back at me, proud of something I've accomplished. Not just proud, but actually a sense of pride one will only get in these situations. I hope, that even when I've been putting you through what I've done, you'll realise I'm not that bad a person really !

This week, I've decided to move on, and get rid of people from my "life", as truthfully, I can't be arsed with your shit, lies and deceit, and im fucking tired of you making me look like an absolute C-Word. Grow up, realise what you're doing, before you REALLY screw someone over, who doesn't deserve it, and If i have to chase any more cars of your colour, then, I wouldn't like to be the driver when I catch up.

When I started this entry, it wasn't my intention to come across as a negative,hating tool-bag, but really, society today has made it that way. I'm kidding, I don't like many people! :)

Still it could be worse, I could be the Ass-Hat I'm writing about this very minute!

As something new, my motto for this week is, don't be an assclown. (Yes, that there is another Jericho plug, and I idolise that man)

Until next time....


Monday, 22 November 2010

Maccie Month ....

is nearly over. I'm both saddened by this and happy, because, I'll start with some brutal honesty , this month has been Fucking awesome and amazing, and I feel privileged to have some very amazing friends. And I long for the day, I can help feel someone as amazing as I do right now.

So, from the fleshy part where my heart used to be,(private joke getters insert chuckles here) and I don't go there many times, but sincerely, Thank you.

Moving on now, and today is a very special day for me. Today marked the release of the DVD of Chris Jericho. Now as a life long jerichholic, This couldn't mean more to any man, aside from possibly the man himself, but I am like a kid waiting for Santa Clause, for the time for me to get my man sized hands wrapped around the DVD. One day this week, I shall disappear from the public domain, until I've finished watching every last second of every special feature, and the original length run time too. My secretary will be taking my calls, and no way will I be answering any E-Mails or texts nor will I be answering the door. Words, from me, won't be able to do any justice to how awesome and legendary he is so moving on....

At the time of writing this, I am also working on a stand up routine, and yes, it is fucking hilarious. No, I will not give away my best jokes for free, but keep watching as one day I may be standing before you making you cry of laughter so look forward to that! Trust me, it will be worth waiting for!

Next on the agenda - The Wonga Man! Yes, you must be awesome to get your own damn section! Feel privileged, and I have seen that you do so kudos!
I met this man for the first time a little under two weeks ago, and my, is he hilarious. His anecdotes in the many different styles are top drawer, and I appreciate his friendship and values , and this is one of the few reasons that maccie month has been so amazing. Watching Jackass 3-D was an experience I've never encountered before, and made all the more awesome by over expressive guy ... GASP! The rest of the night can be summed up with 3 letters, . Those who know, you cruel mofo's those that don't wont understand so I won't bother explaining!

In conclusion, 2011 is going to be a good year, if everything goes to plan, with my training, stand up and other endeavours. Thank you to those, who in 2010, have picked me up from the bottom of the well, and to those who made me fall down there, Fuck you and adios.

Till next time, Stay safe mother lickers!

Saturday, 30 October 2010

Premieres and Pisstakes....

Well, As i type this remembering the awesomeness of last night, a film premiere on a fan made Friday the 13th film... several weeks hard work in filming, and plenty more by the director before the shoots, and since in editing... I definitely know, this is what I want to be involved with until my chest no longer goes up or down. It's a buzz like no other ive experienced in anything, and frankly, shouldn't become a tedious dull natured job, like all the other projects I've worked on before like radio.

Last night showed me, that although the venue (ironically called the venue) was a small compact place in a public building, when I have enough experience to take on Hollywood, and attend big premiers on the red carpet, I'll be ready. More then ready.. Bring it on!

Now as for piss-takes, I was annoyed when i began typing because I'd been waiting for a taxi for over an hour to take me somewhere, but it since came and took me where I was going, so now this section is a little, empty. So instead, I'll ramble on about people in my life that are blatant piss takes with no desires to accomplish anything, who when things become a bit of work, bitch,moan and claw about it. I really don't see the point in you people, but I wish you luck, in all your future career change choices.

This concludes another posting, so stay well mother fuckers..

Until next time...

Monday, 18 October 2010

New projects, New beginnings....

Well, i miss filming frankly, and I'm desperately clawing at the door to get back out there and do something else. So the Wonga man might be able to help with that front!

V-Logs..... Like typing, but faster.!

Seriously though, it will be fun to do those things..... something new, but then so is robbing a bank, for the first time.

I'm sure it will be fun though, and I'm looking forward to the possibility.

I also have a film premier to attend of course, F13: A fan made Friday the 13th film, shot entirely in the UK. It was a fun to make, and attend the making of it, despite all the rain ! .

Any experience is essential at this time, and one day, I'll be earning Spielberg money.!!!!! Yes, yes I will.

in 3453 , when money is obsolete and the human race doesn't exist.

but go me, I have a goal and i WILL accomplish it.

On that note, I'm off to have an asthma attack, catch ya later mother fuckers.

Much Love.


Thursday, 14 October 2010

what's that? An update!?

yes, it is.

Now move along!

honestly, i have no idea...

but soon, i will! so keep yourself, on the edge of those collective seats you're all on.. waiting, moist with anticipation.

Much Love.