Is there any hope left in football ?

Hope, can mean anything to any one supporter, but for this article I’ll discuss hope as it stands as a word. Any flame of delight to shout about, when your teams losing 17-0 at home to Barnet (No disrespect intended) or when your team constantly goes 2-0 up to lose 3-2 .

I will start off with today’s news that Hope Powell; the England Ladies head coach has been sacked with immediate effect. At times it was a very promising era for women’s football, and her achievements in helping England get to the latter stages of tournaments, it definitely improved the coverage of the game in England. It was amazing to see the coverage of Women’s Olympic football, and it was definitely something the women’s game needed, though the men’s game, not so much.

I am sad to see the end of hope Powell's reign as England women's football manager. It has been good to see the spotlight on a sport which gets over looked especially one in women’s football. It has come from a long way of people saying, “Oh there was nothing on Television so I watched the women’s football Cup final”.  It was definitely a game which needed the presence of the Olympic Games to promote and show the world how glorious it could be.

 I do wonder, though, that in the high stakes game of trying to guess who the first managerial casualty of the season will be, how many of you thought this would be the first one? If you say you did, I’d call you a liar. Then I’d ask for proof, and when presented with the proof, I would then dis credit that proof, such as what is often done on Pawn Stars. At least football is back, and so begins week after week of asinine predictions, and stubborn on-lookers believing their team to be the best in the world, despite being in the 4^th tier of football.

On a different note, I can find hope in that Aston Villa will silence a lot of people this season, and shouldn't be anywhere near the relegation zone. As a Holte Ender, the noise will be loud and proud for the majority of the season, and we can definitely feel more secure in retaining the services of the Belgian Beast. Phew. Keep up to date with my in season thoughts about the club that I, and so many others Love, Aston Villa.

Here is a taster, a reflection on the opening weekend of the Barclay’s Premier League match Away to Arsenal at the Emirates. The match finished 3-1 in favour of Villa, and whilst I fancied a sneaky 3 points, I definitely didn't really expect such a clinical victory. Happy Days, unbeaten going into a home clash against Liverpool, but wait!

Firstly, they have to play Away to Chelsea, as on the original date of the fixture, Chelsea are due to play for the Super Cup so let’s play this week. Superb.

More on this game will be featured in my forward to the Liverpool fixture which will be released Week commencing August 26^th.

To sign off for this week, I will mention that with Alan Pardew’s recent comment that the Transfer window should be closed come opening Weekend. I agree, it would stop these sagas of will Wayne Rooney leave Manchester United, will Luis Suarez stay at Liverpool, or where will Christian Benteke play for the 2013/14 season ? Well, The Benteke saga was answered, when he withdrew his Transfer Request, and signed a new contract to stay exactly where he was, and The Holte End will have at least 18 goals to look forward to from him alone. To answer the statement, Yes, it should close when the season starts, as there are 2 months between seasons to get things done, to buy players, to sell players, to do whatever they need to do, and maybe if they miss a player, they can use Hawkeye to review their stupidity.

Thankyou for reading and I will see you at the same time, same place next week.

Maccie. 

Out with the....

Old. Obviously, I love where I'm at right now in life, and appreciate everything I own, and everyone I know.

I am also greatful for any new opportunities I get, and cherish everyone, as I know these are hard to come by, so I do my utmost to impress.

Talking of which, a recent chance, took place at the M.A.C (Midlands Art Centre, and I took part in the Capital film Festival, and I helped film and edit a piece called "Drastic" which was written in the Screen Writers Forum, written by Liz John.

You can see the completed version here, http://vanessajackson.wordpress.com/2012/06/16/drastic/ .

Enjoy.

Owen James Hart.

It's been 13 years.... Yeah 13 years....

We, still miss you.

What happened on that tragic night, in Kansas City, will always remain with us. None of us could believe what we were witnessing, and I say that watching vidoes of the event, as I missed it, so didn't know really what had happened in truth, I don't think I ever will. I just know that watching your matches back, on DVD or Tape, and I always get emotional while watching, and I only do that for 2 wrestlers. You were the first, and the late Eddie Guerrerro is the second. Back to the point of this blog, I realise I have written you, like he can see it as if he was reading it like you are right now,

I still remember where I was when I found out you had passed away. I was on a rare day of getting ready for school, and I had the morning news on and it came up and I stood, motionless for what seemed like an hour, but in reality was a minute. Perhaps two. I don't know what it was you didn't possess as you (at least to me) had everything, excitement, professionalism, amazingness in the ring, charisma and whatever else you needed to become successful.I never understood why you never ended up with the World Wrestling Federation , or if I'm arguing this now, the WWE championship. You were everything I liked in a wrestler, and more. I wanted to become a Wrestler, so that I may entertain in similar ways to how Owen did . Fast forward to now, and I've been through the training, although I lost sight of why I wanted to be a wrestler, I knew that I'd had a craving for a while, but didn't really understand why. I hope that the hand fate has dealt me, hasn't disappointed anybody, but I'm not cut out for the wrestling lark, at least, I will not chase it to make it in the WWE. Sure I'd live to be there, and I still have visions of walking down to the ring on a PPV, and maybe Wrestlemania, and who knows, I'm only 25, and although most tend to start when they are 16,17 maybe I'll be one of the ones that make it when they get into their 30's or 40's.

Of course if that doesn;t happen, I have the perfect tribute to him. A blackhearted king of hearts. This utilises his on screen portrayals when he was the Blackhearted sole Survivor, and his later career (Pre Blue Blazer) King of Hearts. So, what is a blackhearted king of hearts? It's my first tattoo and I love it and its pretty damn awesome!


Rest in Peace, Owen, your soul is at rest.

Update !

You may have seen my other blog, you may not have, but I've been over there, working on things, having a more professional look at the world, although I'm beginning to think there's no point. No longer do I see any hope for humanity, in a world, where it is apparently a criminal offence to be different and something new.

Also, I have noticed people are scared of challenges, and also success. Why would I then be forced to do something which is both boring and poredictable, but also un-original?

While I see that sometimes, there is such a thing as being too challenging, it is better to be a mindless drone with no opinions or desires, just to go un-noticed and bring a decent craft to my mundane ideas.


 Whatever the formula is, I refuse to conform, I will definately sooner go without reward to something I'm passionate about, to sell out and get un-creative. My time will come, where people get fed up of mundanity and tedious dullness.

Until then, I'm through.

Well,

THAT I did not expect.

But, then, maybe I did.

HAPPY 2012!

Yes, that's right, it's finally here. 2012! I've been waiting for this for a whole year, since it became 2011. I didn't really get too far in 2011, because, at this precise moment in 2011, and now in 2012, I'm still sitting in this same damn chair, writing the same stuff, and some new ones for university too! (Talking of which, my TV studies essay is due in 5 days, and tbh, I'd miuch rather do this, so I am doing!
Head has officially met desk, seven times today. Make that eight, as i realise that I've written precisely 24 words on my essay. That's less than the content of this pointless, sidejob blog! As it is 2012, I would like to know which of my readers are foolish, and which ones are weak, so comment under this blog with which word you are. 2012 is hopefully a year in which I get one step closer to a celebrity status, because, look at me, I'm far too outrageous for a lifef scivvying and 9-5 mundanity. Anyhow, I think you all know about my desire to be recognised in the public eye by now so I'll press on to other matters !
Why no 2011 review? Because far too much happened for me to fairly review it on here so I haven't done one at all, besides, just put all my videos, and blogs together, and that is the 2011 review. I've also been asked a lot where Compliment guy is, and he's having a well deserved holiday ! However, he sends a word of complimentation. "Ream" So i kicked him. Hard. Sorry. Though he did comment it was a really well executed kick, so kudos for that.

Anyway, I must depart back to this essay which is important enough for me to stress about, so cheery bye !

Happy 2012, may it bring you, 366 days in the year.

Uni.... How I ....

At this moment, I'm far too tired to think rationally, and such,

Everything you see may be rubbish, but you're gonna hear it anyway!

Now, I know uni's a busy place, and as proven, I'm never stationary (no, i'm not a pencil either) for more than an hour!

I love it. I just need a good sleep once in a while!

On another note, I'm halfway to 50 in a little under 2 weeks. That also means that all my uni work for the first semester will be handed in the day before. This is partly why I've been AWOL or MIA, or to other people, just not been updating my pages !

Far, Too busy.

Anyway, Just wanted to keep you informed that I am still around and thinking of my readers!

Ciao x

Unexplained.

Anger.

Why, all of a sudden does it take one comment, to send me into a spiral of hateful anger for no particular reason?

If I knew that, then maybe i wouldn't be getting angry in the first place. I guess it might be equating it to when a PC needs to be defragged. It's the only analogy I can think could be comparable. Still these things are meant to try us and that. [aside from this bit, I am going to break a grammatical law] But why does it keep happening?

Anyone notice what it was? Good, because I haven't done it yet, but I will. First to spot it wins bugger all. Just well done for being grammatically intelligent!. (And no, it will NOT be the classic butchering of their,there and they're.)

So, anyhow. Any thoughts about why it happens? No, well shit.

How have you been anyway ? I don't even know where this rant/ blog is taking me, let's just roll with it and see where we end up [the end] shall we? Maybe the problem with me is, I actually give a shit. Who knows?

Because let's face it, giving a shit is how many people usually get hurt. Right? Yes, right, either females who stupidly fall for their boyfriends, while their boyfriend is out sewing parts with another female, or good natured people whom other people take advantage of.

Seeing as I am neither of these, why is it that I feel let down all the time by people pretending to be a friend? Of course, when I write "I", I do mean a friend of me, because who would turn their back on someone this awesome right? If they did, they lose out. You hear me out there, let down-ners. YOU (not me) lose out. The next time you see fit to Hell I don't know, NO show my birthday, Yeah, just to use an example, I'll do the complete opposite with my foot and your ass.

Anyway, I have no time to dilly dally or dick around, as I have important things to tend to. On this note I bid you all adieu.

Before I go, you all are probably thinking, there is no point to me writing this, and you'd be wrong, like so many people. If i had no reason to write, I wouldn't. (If i wasn't already in a foul mood, this blog probably wouldn't be here, so thank a douchebag (Copyright Anne Roberts) for pissing me off in the first place.

Goodnight.

My new idea!

I've had enough of celebrities being forced down our throats. Celebrity this, celebrity that. Who gives a fuck if you're a celebrity?

I want to give something back to joe public, and i also noticed the lack of stories by real people. like me, or you reading this.

I want to write an autobiography. Ya know, be inspirational and stuff.

Where did I come from ? Why do i want to do this project?

I just feel that, real stories by real people are more inspiring than a celebrity.

Don't get me wrong, i like reading where they came from and how they got to where they are, but why can;t real people do that ?

Shhhhhh

anymore noise, you might miss this important update!

Ok, so it's been a while since I've done anything really, and there's been a reason for that.... I've had no desire,interest, or reasons to give an update, so what ?

Now, I realise the rest of your lives are so empty, you've been clawing at the internet, and your monitor just in the vague hope, underneath a layer of not being there, this blog post would magically appear.

Well, good for you, your persitence has paid off!

But, why were you persisting, when, surely it would have been better off doing something to entertain yourselves ?

I kid of course, I value all my readers / watchers of my vloag. Which reminds me, ive had nothing to do with that either, due to nothing being interesting enough.

However.

Recently i received the disappointing news that the F1 , will now, (most likely) predominantly shown on SKY, which for those of you that don't know, is that evil media conglomerate owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Luckily, F1 will still be somewhat shown on BBC (Free to air) television. Still, all things must come to an end, and I guess the end is now. For those of you interested, there is a petition online, in which to block this move, which I guess is our only hope. I realise, to show the pinacle of sport will cost money, but if this is a "money saving" method, I can think of ten other ways in which to do this.

I will not mention them now, due to having just completed a work placement, in the media, I might still be responsible, and might be sued.

I will say, that anything written in this blog, are the views of me, and me only. Any professional company, need not have restriction or responsibilities.

Well, I guess this will be all for now, but until next time, Enjoy the sun, and if anybody moans about it, I will place you on the embalming list.

(borrowed from Luke Clarke)

At Last!

Finally, I am able to bring you another one of this written thingies. Given how I now make Video Logs, then the content of this will be different to my usual ramblings, or will it ? Yes it will. It will just give me the opportunities to expand on poignant points i make during the v-logs.

Given that now I have finally left college, the title of this seems apt, given that I've been waiting for this chance to get into university for a while , and also it's been a while since I've posted. So as I was saying, college is over, college is done, college and I have officially parted ways, seemingly forever, which is fine by me. It's been nothing but a living nightmare of late, I'm just fantastically happy to be free.

I can now push forward the projects I want to do for myself, for a living, without deadlines, asinine imbociles to ruin it for me, and just relax and have fun with the craft I love. Don't get me wrong, I've never lost my desire in media, or the drive to get to a higher level, it just became a tedious dullness of late, which didn't seem like there was any point to anything.

Just reflecting on where I could be in a year from now, I like my future. Speaking of which, just over a week until I partake in work experience for the BBC. Don't know who they are, but I got a feeling inside, that they could be a leading form of media content in a few short years. I kid, I love the BBC !

Just one other thing, Youtube has been overloaded with me uploading college things, maybe I should get a new channel for my films and stuff ? What do you think ? Maybe it's not worth it, given I don't make all that much stuff anyway, but who knows?

I'm quickly moving towards the new project I've been thinking about for months, off the whim of a crazy meeting over a burger with Luke! I should have an update regarding this soon. So stay tuned to the various outlets you have me on and an official announcement will come soon !

Right, things to do, people to annoy.

Now fuck off, and do something worthy with your lives. Go, click the X in the upper right corner, then the windows logo in the lower left, shut down. There you go!

CONDITIONAL OFFERS!

this means I'm better then you :)

Goodnight!

Gloriously Undefeated .....

Greetings followers, You may know I've not posted much, (given that I told you i wouldn't be) but predominantly, because I've not posted since early February, and it is now March!

So, on with the title piece of the blog, Gloriously Undefeated, I mentioned in an earlier blog how nobody has beaten me at darts for 3 years, and Sunday, I tested my mettle, against a friend of mine., So we decided firstto 4 legs would be the winner, and I scored heavily in the first leg, but Nick scored slightly heavier then me, and took a 1-0 lead with a checkout on double 18. Onto the second and I scored like a hamster doing a marathon, very slowly and soon found myself 2-0 down. The third leg was where I really woke up and fond myself in the match, and made a game of it , despite missing my double, I felt good, even as I went 3-0 down. At this point, I was thinking, (maybe deludedly) Right, he's where I want him., Time to comeback. It was a pipedream, but I never give up, and was repeatedly asked if i wanted to call it a night, and I said, and I quote " Fuck no, I never Quit, you should know this"

So, on with the 4th and I powered into a 350 point lead with 2 excellent scores of over 110 with my first few throws, while Nick was a bit rusty and struggled heavily, I eventually checked out with a 28, which is a double 14, although I missed so ended up needing double 7 to finish it off. Chalk it on the board 3-1 !

The 5th leg was a tighter affair and nothing really separated us, apart from the pressure shots I put in when Nick was on a double, so I was able to capitalize and make it a real game at 3-2.

Onto the 6th, and For some reason I lost my darts again and managed to plug away, and despite with a high throw of 67, managed to maintain my composure and make it 3-3 with a check out with double 6.

So, at 3-3 we shook and began the final leg, I began much the same way as the previous, really struggling to find my darts, throw them straight and score properly, a few rage screams, and bounceouts, eventually fuelled my deep burning desire to remain undefeated, (the truth is, i didn;t want to lose, having played so badly, so this was more important then I realised) and I knuckled down and got the run of the green, so to speak, when Nick had a checkout of 38, and had a bounce out. So up i stepped with a score of 80 to win, Triple 20, Double 10 for the match. Dart one sailed in the triple 20, Dart 2 just missed to the inside of Double 10, so I left myself single 10 for the match, and the third dart just bypassed and left me , so i thought unable to win, as I didn;t think Nikc would miss his double, but i took a deep breath and found myself back at the oche, throwing at double 10, and everything seemed in slow motion. First dart missed, so i Looked to the left Nick thought I was going to blow it, I can tell with his body language, he was eyeing up his double, that was all I needed, BAM! Game, shot and the match to Maccie! The relief I felt when the dart went in, will probably be never understood by anyone, but boy did I feel good, despite it being in an empty room with nobody watching, it made me feel good about myself!

So, on with the rest of my week, tomorrow I'm back down the docs, to determine treatment, or not, of my CTS. Hopefully I can bring you good news !

So with the bomb scare in Walsall yesterday, and my undercover filming today, it could be a mixed bag of emotions for the week. I do hope for a favourable dignosis or treatment, because I want to get back to training ASAP, although if i have to miss a sizeable amount of time away from the gym, (it;s already been 2 months) I may have to give it a permanent miss. At least I will still be able to use the gym eventually, and from everything I've read, it seems surgery may be the only option to get complete recovery.

I'm pretty much out of things to talk about, except, last week was one of the most awesome in recent week history, and Wednesday, will stick with me for a long time, for I will know it as "the day Kays phone decided she wasn't going to meet a friend for a quick catch up" ....

So with that, I really enjoyed myself, and doing the show on Friday, was a laugh, even if i did push the boundaries of acceptable behaviour, and afterwards, have one of the most vile tasting pizzas I ever had the misfortune to taste, which unfortunatly made The Wonga Man, a little poorly the day after, but thankfully it wasn't serious (or that's what he's telling us)!

Anyway, I must dash loyal readers, thankyou for the interest in this post, and I will be touch again soon!

Maccie.

TFB !

A new Beginning...

Well I have to say, I've been honoured today, as I have been complimented!

Thank you Luke Clark, who apparently enjoyed my appearance on Kay Worley's radio show, and guess what? We're both there next week!

So if you think you can handle us, then tune in, for 2 hours of madness, music and ... something else beginning with M!

Thank to Kay for having me on, Thank to Rich for dealing with me, and there's plenty more where that came from ! I enjoyed it immensely, and I hope, being permanent is what im allowed to do!

Moving on, many apologies for lack of updates, my lifes been in the crapper, but at least now I feel like i can deal with it, but I haven't been able to blog due to a rather painful bout of Carpal tunnel. It's still affecting me even now, so this blog, will be short, I'm afraid. After only a few minutes, the burning sensation is getting stronger, and the weakness is growing, and even my friendly helper who i shall not name , isn't about to help :( ... Shame....

Still, I soldier on, even though i have 2 assignments that need doing, I can't help having an injury which prevents me from typing Can I ?

WEll, on that note, I shall check in with you later, as I meander into the night, pondering,

Adios.

Et Tu... the two of us....

I cannot for the life of me understand why this is happening, but three weeks ago, I felt amazing, like I could tackle the world... Now, I feel like I'm down the bottom of a well, struggling against the darkness.

I can't get out, my bodies falling apart, and I can;t do anything right, for anyone. Why do I bother trying ?

Why do I chase what I can't have, and when I work towards accomplishing something, I no longer feel passionate about it ?

Am i deluding myself into thinking, I can become someone, I can do this, and I will be loved around the world by my fans, and peers and enemies alike.

I wanna see the future, I don't wanna see my ruinous past of ruins. I'ts getting to the point where TV shows are winding me up with the lovey dovey, harmonous people places.

Another thing that is winding me is this is the time of year where EVERYTHING is being rubbed in my face, like relationships ... i love him, i love her, love this love that, fuck off. Just because it's valentines day soon, and soon you will all go back in your holes and what? Where is the love going?

See, I'm a fucked up dilusional mess, and I think I need help.

I'm out.

16 days away ....

and now I return!

Well, where have I been ? I honestly can't tell you. All I know is I'm here to blog, and to write, and to well get over myself I guess.

Getting over myself ? Yeah I've had a few issues, or so I thought, it turns out, I was probably just being stupid and in need of attention, or whatever, I dunno guys, I'm just a little lost and in need of support, I guess when I need to be told certain things in order to complete a task, or simple things like someone telling me that they love me and helping me put to rest my self esteem issues.

I think I should stop with this self pitying shit now, as I have frankly got other more important features to discuss. (one of which being im still alive!) Sorry blog world for going back on a promise to blog really soon but you know what? Since that morning where I could've died, I've been making sure i do the things important to me ! so sue me :)

I am really starting to dislike being in this place, and I don;t know why, I just seem to be my own worst nightmare and critic, and I realise this blog has turned into a rant about myself, that wasn't my intention but fuck it. Praise me now bitches.

Guess whose back?

Yes, it's him! What does he have to say nice today? He says...... I like the cut of your jib.

Thankyou Compliment guy ! :)

So. moving onto any other buisiness.... I've decided that as much as the focus should be on me, I'm going to put you in the spotlight, and see how you deal with it.

Until next time.

Peace out.

Clueless and Helpless.....

Yes, a sombre mood to start this blogs proceedings. Firstly, I apologise for the lack of updates lately, but what can you do, I've been doing other things, and so , what ya gonna do?! Nothin? Good. Cos you can't !

Anyway, in other news, I've had a new experience this week, whereby I had a camera up me hooter . Not really something I want again, but at least it wasn't somewhere else!

I won't bore you with details, but I'm OK now and it could have been worse so happy days, thanks to my friends that gave me a hug, or a pat on the head :P.

While I'm watching it on the telly, if any of my readers fancy a game of darts at some stage, let me know, cos I'd love to see if anyone can beat me.... Not lost a match for the best part of 2 years now, and well, what can you do?! No, seriously!

Moving on now, and I have to say, 2011 is treating me well, health scare aside :P.... I'm in a good mood and am really looking forward to the next few months, and now college is back in full swing, I will be able to focus on just keeping busy, and keeping myself happy. Speaking of which...

I really should get back to my essay , so I apologise for the lack of content, but I just felt I should let you know I was still ok and doing well so I'll blog ya properly soon I promise!

Parting is such sorrow......

Today, we laid to rest, the man called Ken, who I mentioned in earlier posts. Funerals, are horrible to be perfectly honest, that may seem a retarded thing to say, but honestly, they're so emotional, you're emotionally drained by the end of it, and yes, tears fell, from these eyes .

As it was, the service was a nice, lovely one, if you can say lovely about such a tragic event. But, so many faces, from my past, back in a building, albeit under such circumstances, was refreshing, and I'm sure had he been able to be in the room with us, Ken would have taken the time, to individually thank everyone for being there. I certainly felt a presence that he was watching, and honestly, There'll never be another. Thankyou for everything, we'll miss you.

Onto the other matters now, and 2010 is drawing to a close, I am excited to see the challenges 2011 will try to throw at me, whether it be comedy, my film career, music, or even wrestling! All of them I love, and to do just one of them will make me happy, but at this avenue, if I can pursue all of them, and become reasonably successful at any of them, 2011 will be the best year I've had!

You may have noticed my new look, well new year, new look. Nah, I just got bored with the old design to tell you the truth, so here it is, hope you like it., I must at this point, thank the contributing Artists towards my new logo! Miss Kay Worley, her art work, is the best in the buisiness, and one day, she'll be a millionaire ...

And Luke Clark, who has a blog of his own, which you can follow here.

Thankyou to the both of you, !!!

Finally, while it's on my mind, I just hope that the people who have tried to cause shit this year, get what's coming to them and wipe their silly smiles of their stupid fucking faces. And it will.

Well, I was hoping this would be a longer blog, but as I've said, I'm emotionally drained right now, but i wanted to throw this out there, in time for the turning of the calendar, and before I got too tired to function.

I hope you all had a safe New Years celebration if you were out while this was posting, and for those that stayed in, waiting for this blog, how did you know it was coming, I didn't till I started to write it! But seriously, as there's nothing else to say, and nothing else to do.... Happy New Year everybody.

A serious post....

I've had the misfortune of finding out someone I knew all my life, has passed away this evening, and I wanted to take some time to express how much he has impacted my life.

As a baby I would arrive at the local church and he would be there, as a friendly face and that sight was the same each and every week, and remained as far as I can remember even those days in which I didn't go, or those days in which I lost myself and didn't know where to go.

This blog is out of the ordinary for me, but because he had such a huge impact on me, and my early adulthood, I felt it only fair for me to leave a tribute here, one I hope he can see as he is still watching over us all, wishing he could help, and just be a friendly face, which upon greeting would make you feel wanted and accepted.

I'm new to this so I'm unsure on how to express my gratitude in knowing the man, so bare with me.

Ken. Don't quite know what to say . Thankyou for helping me become the young man I was. I don't recall you having a bad word to say about anybody, a rare quality, Great man all round. You will be missed by all. Thankyou for everything.

Pretty much all I feel I can write at this moment.

Thankyou Ken for always asking how people are, even when you didn't see them ( such as myself for years) and I am guilty on losing my faith.

It didn't stop you still trying to ensure I came back and welcomed me .

Thankyou, seems like an understatement, and I'm sure people that knew you better would be able to express more.

One day we will meet again,and I promise, I will try to be a more forgiving person.

An Inspirational, Aspirational piece and a new feature!

So, how am I going to inspire my loyal readers? Well already people are influenced by me, and want to be me, so I reckon I won;t have to do much, but when I become famous.... people will flock to be a Maccie Follower!

Now for aspirational parts... as some of you know, I aim to become a comedian... or a wrestler, or a film director. Or something else... but I am currently in the first steps to super-stardom, and I said earlier, 2011 will be the year of Maccie, maybe it's a little soon

for that, but I know if i can get maybe one five minute slot by this time next year booked and ready to go, I shall be accomplishing more then you cheap little wanna be haters of mine, who can't accomplish anything for yourself cos you still live off mommy's and daddy's money. Sorry, but you doubters, who clearly can't get into a profession yourself, who are still struggling with Light Switches should just go back to the rocks in whence you came!

Honestly, the only obstacle in my way is me and I'm ok with that, so I shall now move on to something else.

Time for a new feature

welcoming Compliment Guy!

Compliment Guy can give you compliments no matter how shit your day is/has been. So today's

compliment goes to you. I like your shirt!

Next, I consider myself to have a few close friends and one day, I will let them know who they are and how much they mean to me, but until then, please don't ride on my coat tails and being a fake friend. I thankyou and you know who I mean.

Penultimately, I love my new belts that I own, because I bought them from a shop, so they are mine! why am i getting excited about a strip of leather, that used to belong to a 4 legged animal walking across a field ? What, offended? I didn't fucking kill it, grow up!

Finally, I thankyou for reading and trust me when I tell you all this, one day you'll be sorry you doubted on me, personally, professionally and for a certain few of you family way.

Goodnight. (Insert your own words here)

A matter of life ......

... and facebook!

Seriously, I'm annoyed I'd have to even write this blog, but yet again, people are complaining, because a social networking sight, have changed their design and layout. OMG, like pass the scissors, I must end my life.

I was then accused of moaning about people that were moaning...moaning ? no.... being aware of moaning and asking nicely for you to stop yes. maybe things don't makes sense when you an idiot. Yes,I call you this, as individuals, and collectively, because you moan about things, which won't make a difference in the world , like protesting against student fees. Little point, but it actually has some purpose. Also while I'm on the subject, how in the mother of fuck will changing your facebook profile picture to a cartoon character, stop people hitting children ? To raise awareness and possibly tackle the problem, I was told, well that's as good as maybe, but while you're moaning about face book changes and people like me who refuse to conform to society and make myself cartoonified for a few days, did you also happen to set up a direct debit to barnados to ACTUALLY make a difference? No, didn't think so, get the fuck over yourselves.

Would you all please SHUT THE HELL UP!?

Now then juniors, (as i continue with both this blog, and my endless promotion of Chris Jericho),

I actually feel good about all my endeavours I am planning to embark on next year, and I believe this is the final month or so of living in the doldrums of lifes cycle. Of course it may fail , but don't hate those who want to succeed in life, hate those who are content with working in McDonalds forever.

On this note I bid you all goodbye until next time, stay warm !

Fabulous Friday Feelings ......

Hmmm, there's no time like the present to get alliterative on your asses , so there you go!

Right, first things first, Carrott Cake has officially changed my life. Not because it's so nice, I want to eat it every day (it is) but because I had the surrealist experience ever! Seriously,

Secondly, I was looking forward to another day with sir wonga of man, and others, But alas, people buggered that idea for me. Still, I'm another day closer to the first day of the year Maccie, but to the rest of you, 2011. Fear not, for I won't be a millionaire this time next year, like Del-Boy likes to say, but I reckon I will be pretty well off, if everything goes to plan! Exciting times!!!!

Fouthly, I need to learn to count I fear. but hopefully nobody notices :)

I have finally had the time to sit down and watch the dvd to the legend that is, Y2J, Chris Jericho, and I have to say, it's everything I expecting, and more! makes me grateful for his career and my own desire to emulate him in the ring, one day, perhaps. Thankyou Chris (should he ever come across this blog), one happy life long Jericho holic here.

I've updated my wardrobe this week, and some people soon will see the changes, others, won't! :D

HAPPY DECEMBER EVERYONE ! I can finally have chocolate every day :) ADVENT CALENDARS!!!!!!!

anyhow, Christmas this year should be a good one as it just will, and the few days before I will spend with some people that mean a lot to me ... they know who they are so bring on the good times!

Right, I suppose I'd better go now, may next week bring me more Carrot cake tomfoolery and surreality...

Fuckernaughts.

Graduated?

Yes. Yes I Have!

Have you? Doubt it.

Goodbye.

Right, let's get on with this. Friday was an awesome day, where I, a humble, bald, guy graduated from something he has done... It;s left me both humbled,and honoured, yet annoyed and frustrated at the same time.

Honoured because I never really believed I could stand on the stage, and receive such an award .

Frustrated because, while Studying what I currently do, I never really saw myself at wanting to do anything else, yet it's difficult without proper equipment. Sorry, private rant, but I still believe, to succed in the industry, all learners,students,wastes of time need to be given the same amount of time, in order to get the most out of it. Some of us, aren't fortunate enough to have our own equipment, so really why are we left behind ?

But hey, it's time to quit being an ass-clown and in the next few days, more cuts are coming. I simply cannot be bothered with your patheticness any more. So just do me a favour and grow up.....

On a lighter note.... 17 pounds! See, told you it was light!

Seriously though, I'm looking forward to seeing The Wonga Man once again for an afternoon of laughter, some anger and other emotions!

Adios for now amigos, and as they say in Spain... Buenos Noches !

Who Needs Self Promotion ?

Shallow, insecure cluster fucks. That's who!

Normally, I wouldn't care but, when trying to have a conversation, and that's all you talk about, it drives a fella insane. And yes, I am aware I talk about myself a lot, but at least when someone has a problem I don't then go "oh yeah something similar happened to me once".... FUCK YOU !!!!

Right, with that out the way, I'm going to be doing something else. I graduate on Friday, and to tell you the truth, why bother with the rest of education? all I ever wanted was that hat and gown and to stand in front of my parent(s) ,and have them looking back at me, proud of something I've accomplished. Not just proud, but actually a sense of pride one will only get in these situations. I hope, that even when I've been putting you through what I've done, you'll realise I'm not that bad a person really !

This week, I've decided to move on, and get rid of people from my "life", as truthfully, I can't be arsed with your shit, lies and deceit, and im fucking tired of you making me look like an absolute C-Word. Grow up, realise what you're doing, before you REALLY screw someone over, who doesn't deserve it, and If i have to chase any more cars of your colour, then, I wouldn't like to be the driver when I catch up.

When I started this entry, it wasn't my intention to come across as a negative,hating tool-bag, but really, society today has made it that way. I'm kidding, I don't like many people! :)

Still it could be worse, I could be the Ass-Hat I'm writing about this very minute!

As something new, my motto for this week is, don't be an assclown. (Yes, that there is another Jericho plug, and I idolise that man)

Until next time....

Adios!

Maccie Month ....

is nearly over. I'm both saddened by this and happy, because, I'll start with some brutal honesty , this month has been Fucking awesome and amazing, and I feel privileged to have some very amazing friends. And I long for the day, I can help feel someone as amazing as I do right now.

So, from the fleshy part where my heart used to be,(private joke getters insert chuckles here) and I don't go there many times, but sincerely, Thank you.

Moving on now, and today is a very special day for me. Today marked the release of the DVD of Chris Jericho. Now as a life long jerichholic, This couldn't mean more to any man, aside from possibly the man himself, but I am like a kid waiting for Santa Clause, for the time for me to get my man sized hands wrapped around the DVD. One day this week, I shall disappear from the public domain, until I've finished watching every last second of every special feature, and the original length run time too. My secretary will be taking my calls, and no way will I be answering any E-Mails or texts nor will I be answering the door. Words, from me, won't be able to do any justice to how awesome and legendary he is so moving on....

At the time of writing this, I am also working on a stand up routine, and yes, it is fucking hilarious. No, I will not give away my best jokes for free, but keep watching as one day I may be standing before you making you cry of laughter so look forward to that! Trust me, it will be worth waiting for!

Next on the agenda - The Wonga Man! Yes, you must be awesome to get your own damn section! Feel privileged, and I have seen that you do so kudos!

I met this man for the first time a little under two weeks ago, and my, is he hilarious. His anecdotes in the many different styles are top drawer, and I appreciate his friendship and values , and this is one of the few reasons that maccie month has been so amazing. Watching Jackass 3-D was an experience I've never encountered before, and made all the more awesome by over expressive guy ... GASP! The rest of the night can be summed up with 3 letters, . Those who know, you cruel mofo's those that don't wont understand so I won't bother explaining!

In conclusion, 2011 is going to be a good year, if everything goes to plan, with my training, stand up and other endeavours. Thank you to those, who in 2010, have picked me up from the bottom of the well, and to those who made me fall down there, Fuck you and adios.

Till next time, Stay safe mother lickers!